Marriage From A Kid’s Perspective
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.– Kristen, age 102. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
— Derrick, age 84. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON
Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 85. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
– - Curt, age 7-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– - Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 98. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8And the #1 Favorite is…
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
— Ricky, age 10, way to go Ricky
Therewillbenocancerinmybody
There will be no cancer in my body. there will be no cancer in my body there will be no cancer in my body there will be no fucking cancer in my body there will be no cancer in my fucking body
thank you
Me, my Steve Buscemi shirt, and Flying Monkey beer.
Got home from work and made myself dinner, when I found this sitting in the fridge.
Flying Monkey - Netherworld - Cascadian Dark Ale
LOOK AT THAT LABEL. Dat is a siq label, yo.
do you see these pictures?
DO you see the elephants? the tricks they’re doing? all of you do see the elephants. but do you see whats at the end of those sticks the trainers are holding? i sat there for one hour seeing these beautiful, magnificent creatures being tortured and forced to do something they don’t like to do. for one hour i saw the eyes of an innocent animal that doesn’t deserve this. a animal that doesn’t deserve to be abused. can you imagine how many hours these elephants had to be slapped,whipped, or hit with a belt or pointy things, in order for them to learn how to do a trick? can you imagine these animals being taken away young, and never see their family ever again? OUT OF HUNDREDS OF SPECIES OF ELEPHANTS, NOW THERE ARE ONLY 2. wouldn’t you rather see these animals in where they belong in Africa and south Asian? wouldn’t you rather see them in the wilderness where they’re with their familys and loved ones? JUST BECAUSE they are animals doesn’t mean they don’t have a heart. THOSE PEOPLE should at least find a better way to tame their elephants. THOSE STICKS ; whenever they used it on the elephants, the elephants made a cry. they would normally hurt them in their soft areas. such as their necks, armpits, etc. THE REASON i’m posting this, is because i have a heart. and i remember when one of those elephants looked me in the eye with a sparkle in it’s eye. his face looked upset and i felt as if i had to do something.
all i’m asking for is a reblog or a like so i can later send an email to the people behind all of this abuse. the people who put animals in pain for money.
reblog if you have a heart.
elephants never forget.If you just heard a loud pop, it was my heart breaking.
